Alcohol’s Two Minute Warning

Like having a cold one delivered to you in the V.I.P section? Think downing a couple “wobbly pops” with your buddies in the bleachers is synonymous with a good time? Well, you’d better not elect . . .Did I say elect? I mean you’d better organize a resistance movement to oppose me because my militant sports junta is planning an assault on the status quo in professional sports.